One of my most profitable callers is one I call Lying Liar, Md. I call him this because he’s an actual doctor and he tells more lies than anyone I’ve ever encountered except me with my callers.
Dr Liar works at a trauma center in a major US city. He’s repeatedly told me his name so one day I Googled him and there he was. Because he works at a county hospital his name and salary are listed for anyone to see. We’ve talked extensively about medicine and he’s really interesting to talk to if you keep it to that subject. On most any other subject he will tell you a litany of lies.
He’s a great customer because he will literally pay to talk to me for hours at a time. I believe the shortest call we’ve ever had was about one hour because he was so tired he was falling asleep. His usual call is around 6 hours long, but he’s talked to me as long as 9 hours at one time before. His kink is twofold. The first part of his kink, which he doesn’t admit to, is lying to make himself seem more impressive, desirable, and most importantly more powerful than he is. His second kink is stories of him making women give him head.
The head he likes to talk about is semi-forced. In his wild imagination these women are either to suck him off or suffer some horrible result so they suck him off as the lesser of two evils. He finds this to be complimentary as if he’s so powerful he’s making them do it without realizing (or maybe not caring) that it’s kind of sad that a guy is such a loser he would need to make someone suck him off at all.
I can feel your confusion, so let me give an example. He’s an emergency room doctor and he often trains medical students at his teaching hospital. A pretty young med student (they’re always pretty and young) really messes up and would most likely not become a doctor if word of her screw up got out. Dr Liar sees his opportunity and takes her aside and explains what she did wrong and how with a word he holds her fate. He could turn her in and goodbye medical career or he could **unziiiip** and guess which one she chooses? Forget that she could and would complain and get him fired, scandalized, and get a large payout from the hospital but no, she chooses to suck him off. That’s one of dozens and dozens of examples he’s given me and swears they are all true dating back to when he was a mere 11 years old.
He’s had this “Fellatio or else!” version of Sophie’s Choice presented to many medical students, several RNs, a nun, a female police officer, 2 elected officials, a famous singer, numerous business women in the city where he lives, college students, the woman who lives next door to him and her daughter at the same time and separately, and many more I’m too lazy to type out.
He swears that every word is true even when you gently call bullshit. I’m not foolish enough to straight out call bullshit because I want to take his money, but I try to let him know I’m not that stupid. And that’s the funny thing, he doesn’t want you to be stupid. He wants to talk to a girl who is around 19 or 20 years old but he wants you to get all of his humor and pop culture references which are decades older than the girl he’s speaking to.
The reason he wants a fairly intelligent phone sex girl is because out of a six hour call you’ll only be talking about sex with him for maybe 30-45 minutes. Most of the rest of the time he’s talking on and on about whatever subject he’s into that day. Terrorism, our country’s education system, food and gourmet cooking, jazz, zoology, World War II, and rugby to name a few. He will literally talk for hours about these subjects with very little required of you. In fact, if you do start offering an anecdote he will often interrupt you as if you weren’t speaking and start in on something else he wants to say. About two hours in he’ll stop and tell you one of his Fellatio’s Choice stories and then it’s back to his topic. He usually wraps up by pretending you are in a situation you can’t get out of so you suck him off and then he bids you goodnight.
Each time he calls he is usually spending at least $700 because the service he calls through to reach me isn’t cheap. One of his average calls is probably about $900 and I’m not joking. He calls about once every two or three weeks. Dr Liar is a profitable fibber.